May 2, 2010
This past friday (April 30th) I got to stage kitten for the first time. I was pretty nervous and flustered that day with a mix of excitement and worry. There was still so much I didn’t know but I was excited to learn. To help calm my nerves I watched the burlesque episode of Rupaul’s Drag Race with the ever so wonderful Dita Von Teese, the Queen of Burlesque, as a guest judge!
I had put my hair into two tight buns in the morning so by 7:45 when I took them out they had a good amount of curl and wave which I set with hairspray and gel. I never used hair products growing up, so I was pretty impressed with how well it stayed! I also gave myself a little volume bump in the front to off set my sailor hat I’d pin on at the venue. I then got started on my makeup, using Kandee Johnson youtube videos to assist me on smokey eyes, eyebrow arching, and applying false lashes. Sizzle Dizzle, who was the other stage kitten had suggested I do hair and makeup at home since you can never tell how well lit a backstage area will be. I actually got the fake lashes on, which is a big step for me since I’ve failed at attempts in the past. It was semi difficult finding fun lashes that are vegan, but I’ll save that part for another post!
My partner and I then quickly made our way to the Q train to get down to Coney island. Upon arriving there, I met up with Doc Wasabassco and headed backstage. Sizzle and Gigi were already there as well as Keith Bastard, who was doing a special song and dance peddling Burlixir, the Wasabbasco ‘medicine’ for the medicine show. While the other ladies made their way in, Sizzle went over kittening do’s and don’ts with me and also showed me how to fill out the sheet for the music cues. Keith, Sizzle and I did one run through which consisted of Keith doing his really funny routine and then Sizzle and I running on stage, acting like excited tweens at a Jonas brothers concert, and then going out into the audience to sell the Burlixir during intermission.
Before I knew it, the show was beginning. Although I was not nervous to be on stage, I was very nervous about missing or losing a costume piece when it was my job to pick up after a performer. Luckily, I got every piece every time and also didn’t flub any stage prop setups. The ladies backstage were really nice and considerate but seemed very busy and focused, which I could understand considering the difficulty of some of their acts. When it came time for intermission, we ended up selling almost all of the Burlixir and I had a fun time joking and working the audience.
The second half seemed to fly by and all the ladies (GiGi La Femme, Nasty Canasta, Sapphire Jones, Gal Friday) as well as Keith and a juggling act named Der Achten Taschen did a fantastic job, though I was somewhat jealous I didn’t get to watch them front and center. Finally, the night ended with a champagne bath as a tribute to Tirza’s Wine Bath Revue that used to happen in the 1940′s at Coney Island.
Originally I had planned on wearing a sequined outfit but after realizing I would be having champagne poured on me at the end of the show, I decided to go with my vintage bikini instead. GiGi and I got in the tub, and the rest of the ladies poured champagne on us, which they collected in cups and gave out to the audience. (For those of you who may know me from college, this wasn’t too different from that one Peddle to the Meddle performance I once did!) After all the champagne was gone, I went backstage, toweled off, got dressed, thanked everyone and headed back to the Q to go home. It was a fun and exciting night where I went from nervous to really pumped and stoked at the end. I hope I have more kittening and eventually performing in my future!